So anyway the other night we were watching "So you think you can dance" and I have to say some of those crazy bitches can dance!
And they are dancing with a fierceness only matched by the honey badger when the honey badger is really pissed off, y'all. I am not even kidding at all when I say that, and believe me you, there is a bit of jealousy and no sarcasm to that comment whatsonever.
Honey badger kicks some ass, but those crazy women on SYTYCD are just kicking some guys asses all over that stage. I wish I had a wide screen TV so I could see what kind of shenanigans is going on backstage. Don't tell me I don't know what I am talking about. You have to have the wide screen with the special remote that allows you to choose the camera angle and which feed you are getting. I saw it at our friend's house and they have one of those double projectors mounted in the ceiling. They have a double projector TV mounted in the fucking ceiling. OMFG. the second projector is all about the backstage action, and let's just say that there is no censor on those cameras. I think they have a special pay per spew type deal with DirectDishTV. Cause that channel dishes the news on those bitches. That should be the new show. So You Think You Can Dance and Dish on the Bitches. I would so watch that one, you know I'm totally serious now.
Actually it should be a whole channel or network or whatever the fuck you want to call it; all about So You Think You Can _______. wait I don't mean any of the shows would be so you think you can fill in the blank. But so you think you can Dance, Sing, Perform, Be Sarcastic, Write Funny Shit, watch Youtube better than me. So you think you can Porn Star. So You Think You Can be Cleverer.
Wow, that would kick the O network's ass. That brings up the question, would the O networks ass fluctuate in size like Oprah's does? You can comment on that, or anything.. and I might read it.
Does Oprah like opera?
